Mastercard Moments
Moment 1:   My family are sitting round the garden table and my Mum decides it's time to have a smoke .  With barely a break in what he is doing, my five-year-old nephew pipes up: "Grandma, how many cigarettes do you have to smoke before you die?"   Priceless.  Shame it hasn't stopped her...   Moment 2:   My Dad is browsing the web for anniversary ideas and gets distracted by a video of large women having a makeover.  Cue my Mum walking in to see what he is doing...   Mum: "Why are you looking at fat birds having a make-over?"  Dad: "I'm looking for something for you"   Even after 40 years of marriage, he still hasn't learned!!!!   Moment 3:   Actually, this is still pretty fresh as it is the reason I am currently writing blog posts at 2am!   After deciding to study late in order to try and get a little ahead, I finally left the Uni buildings at some point after 11pm.  As expected, the park and ride buses were no longer running, so I decide...