If there is one thing I quite enjoy about blogging its having a laugh about ... or being totally baffled by ... the search words used to reach these humble pages.
For the most part, they are pretty standard search terms, but occasionally you get the ones that make you wonder what on earth you wrote about that attracted searches like: man musk, moo fungus and swimming flatulence. Yes, I really have had these!!
As far as April is concerned, the most intriguing search phrase was: white fuzz on my oscar!
Either the famous are now visiting looking for handy cleaning tips or this is a euphemism that I don't really want to go into...